oven-roasted broccoli seasoned with olive oil and salt
oven-roasted broccoli seasoned with olive oil and salt
by AGuineaHen
44 Comments
No_Cheesecake_9760
have you been roasting it since 2024?
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meohmy5
Seasoning isn’t saving this one my friend
greenbastard1591

wolfvisor
7-8 minutes usually does the trick. How long did you roast this?
Sasquatches69too
Oven roasted in Hell’s kitchen (literally)
The-Final-Reason
I remember shittyfoodporn being based on food that was weird looking but delicious at the same time.
Now we see posts of people just throwing disgusting things together or people who can’t cook. 😪
ccallard0722
Oven-*Cremated* broccoli… fixed it for ya.
eeke1
If it’s your first time baking something check it every 25% of cook time to gauge how it’s going.
mmbc168
Time to come over and give that broccoli last rites.
lyidaValkris
Salty carbon florets
uncleozzy
When your oven is actually a volcano
Suspicious_Glow
Darling this is charcoal
Impressive-Pepper785
I think they call this “ blackened “
AGuineaHen
thank you everyone for the advice next time I will give it a little more char because people seem to like the roasted flavor from the maillard reaction
Argynvost64
Oven cremated broccoli.
SkynetLurking

dontbeadouche26
Slightly burnt broccoli is actually really amazing though
GoodQueenFluffenChop
Cooked where? In an active volcano?
Sophisticated-Crow
This is a broccoli reduction. It was reduced to carbon.
Cosmonaut_Cockswing
Broccoli infused charcoal. Make grilling healthier!
ninetyninetoeternity
This is broccoli-shaped charcoal
mosscoversall_
Prep time: 1 min
Cook time: ∞
Fwumpy
It *would* have been good…
Sjb_lifts

axron12
Over roasted is a generous understatement
Simple-Man-7358
I thought it was blackberries.
cronx42
Mmmmmm. Carbon.
one_more_black_guy
I think you misspelled “Kingsford charcoal briquettes”
AffectionateBelt9217
Oven-decimated* broccoli
Tough_Pollution
Lmfao I love the olive oil and salt addition. You know that made no difference and shared it anyway.
OnlyRadioheadLyrics
Dawg I thought i was on the warhammer subreddit and looking at someone’s newly painted black toned miniature army lol
The-Spaceman
7-8 minutes at about 1200°F?
Miora
We call that charcoal
dyheph
I can still see some green on some of them. Needs another 5 minutes.
Different-Accident73
“Roasted”

lawnboy1155
How’d that smell?
Pyesmybaby
Last meal prepared in Pompeii
SteveAxis
Yeah sure bro. You’re supposed to bake the nugs at 250
notA-studentvisa
Temperature- the sun
ledbedder20
A forge is not an oven
Tortoisol
you type cremation wrong
eulynn34
Looks like it just needs one more day in the oven
PaulFleming75
This broccoli went to hell and somehow, amazingly, managed to get back, three hours later.
44 Comments
have you been roasting it since 2024?

Seasoning isn’t saving this one my friend

7-8 minutes usually does the trick. How long did you roast this?
Oven roasted in Hell’s kitchen (literally)
I remember shittyfoodporn being based on food that was weird looking but delicious at the same time.
Now we see posts of people just throwing disgusting things together or people who can’t cook. 😪
Oven-*Cremated* broccoli… fixed it for ya.
If it’s your first time baking something check it every 25% of cook time to gauge how it’s going.
Time to come over and give that broccoli last rites.
Salty carbon florets
When your oven is actually a volcano
Darling this is charcoal
I think they call this “ blackened “
thank you everyone for the advice next time I will give it a little more char because people seem to like the roasted flavor from the maillard reaction
Oven cremated broccoli.

Slightly burnt broccoli is actually really amazing though
Cooked where? In an active volcano?
This is a broccoli reduction. It was reduced to carbon.
Broccoli infused charcoal. Make grilling healthier!
This is broccoli-shaped charcoal
Prep time: 1 min
Cook time: ∞
It *would* have been good…

Over roasted is a generous understatement
I thought it was blackberries.
Mmmmmm. Carbon.
I think you misspelled “Kingsford charcoal briquettes”
Oven-decimated* broccoli
Lmfao I love the olive oil and salt addition. You know that made no difference and shared it anyway.
Dawg I thought i was on the warhammer subreddit and looking at someone’s newly painted black toned miniature army lol
7-8 minutes at about 1200°F?
We call that charcoal
I can still see some green on some of them. Needs another 5 minutes.
“Roasted”

How’d that smell?
Last meal prepared in Pompeii
Yeah sure bro. You’re supposed to bake the nugs at 250
Temperature- the sun
A forge is not an oven
you type cremation wrong
Looks like it just needs one more day in the oven
This broccoli went to hell and somehow, amazingly, managed to get back, three hours later.